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I'm gainfully employed. I volunteer in the community. I return lost items to their owners. But if my dog shits in your yard & the coast is clear, I keep walking

I'm gainfully employed. I volunteer in the community. I return lost items to their owners. But if my dog shits in your yard & the coast is clear, I keep walking

 
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What breed of dog is this?
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Please, bring your dog to my yard, and I will gladly return to you, what you've lost.
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What GORGEOUS dog. With the right noodles, a little duck sauce, mmmm YUM!!!!
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And some flied lice!
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I think it's ok once in a while, if you don't make a habit of it. Letting your dog shit in a neighbor's yard and not cleaning up is very disrespectful.
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I don't care if you cure cancer. you suck f kface
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Its all about Karma,in the after life you will come back as a pooper scooper,how do you like me now b**** LOL
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The dog is a pomeranian. Not mine, but closely resembles one I used to have, and I liked the peg-leg pirate vibe this pup gave off.
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Hahaha, I had not noticed the peg leg.
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^ Aye, matey! Twas a dark and stormy night on the high seas when me pomerainian pup lost her front paw. She was sniffin' about the skiff for some panite scraps when a mighty gale tossed us about and threw me pup under a fallin' barrel o' panite wine. She's a hearty soul, though, me pup. she bit off some twine and tied off her own wound and didn't even ask for the night off. Arr, me hearty, I said. You be deservin'a panite feast for yer' hardship. She wagged her tail in agreement and off we went to the galley...
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OMG I'm dying. The Pirate Pom's Tale of Woe
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I would love to bring my dog to YOUR yard.
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I once followed a lady all the way to her house, (she was very nervous) just to hand her her dogs *gift* that she left on my lawn. My dog is 140
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^ one-up. That's beautiful. But was a repeat necessary?
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nope never I dont think she even ever came down my street again. However I did wait on her once as a waitress, and laughed to myself wondering "Did she remember me" when i served her food LOL
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i saw a guy punt a dog for that. landed in the street. the yipe sent chills down my spine.
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