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My Father eats Light bulbs. Last night as i walked past the door to their bed room. I heard him tell my Mom "turn the light off and I'll eat it".

My Father eats Light bulbs. Last night as i walked past the door to their bed room. I heard him tell my Mom "turn the light off and I'll eat it".

 
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lol, reaching a bit with this one?
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Did you hear a motor running later? If so, he found his car keys in their and drove his truck out.
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he wasent talking about the light bulb dude...
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Hilarious
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LOL "turn the light off and ill eat it"... hilarious
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administrator obviously put this on because he thought it was funny. are you retarded?
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It's funny! Lighten up!
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lmao, thanks
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Pull the window shade and I will eat it. Both old as my underwear.
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lol
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that's freaking hilarious!!
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This is THE.BEST.SECRET. EVER!
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lol
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BAHAHAHAHA
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Wacka wacka! Your mom likes the neighbor since last Christmas. He gave her the biggest "package" she's ever seen! I think it was shitty vacuum, since she mentioned he made the carpet dirty, and your Dad cleaned up the mess that night. It sounds like you guys need a gardener! Your Mom was mad that your neighbor made such a mess of her carpet after she said he could come in the back door!
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Are you Filipino? This quote is from a stand-up comedy
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I want to f*** Wednesday Adams!
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I want to f*** Pugsley Adams in his square ass!
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This is lame...
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