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Beans, beans, the magical fruit!
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me to
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Me three!! I eat lots of fart causing foods and torture my kids with the gas.
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I load trucks, so the air inside the trailers is stale and doesn't circulate. So I purposely go into people's trailers that I don't like, drop some mad gas and make for the quick escape.
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I love to fart too... my fiance hates it... oh well... at least she knows what shes in for
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I like to fart during a full moon!
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I like to fart while skipping!
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I like to fart out car windows!
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I love to fart during storytime.
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i love to ask my daughter to come close to me that i have a trick to show her,then when she gets right up behind me,i let her rip!!! she runs screaming"ewww mom,thats gross" but she always laughs,and does the same to me.
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Digital voice recorders are the best then play the farts at walmart while in line to check out, fast service and the line shrinks
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I wait for people to step out of their offices and cubicles for a moment, and I sneak in and let the stinkiest farts in the world, then sneak away like a bandit. My farts smell like death because I am a closet junkie.
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Love the charm pic. If it wasn't for farts....we'd all blow up!
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I love it too!!! We have two labs that can make you wish you had oxygen masks available, its funny when my wife tries to filter the smell with her t-shirt over her nose...
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I usually will go up to my husband and act like all I want is some kisses or a big hug from him, then I let out a silent one that would kill a horse. He won't come near me for at least 4 hrs or until I haven't farted for a while. I love doing it!
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