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I eat my dog's food. I tried it once out of curiousity. Now I can't stop snacking on it occasionally

I eat my dog's food. I tried it once out of curiousity. Now I can't stop snacking on it occasionally

 
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woof, woof!
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I did that too, a long time ago. But, do you know what they put in dog food? Know how they use the scrap meat, the yucky stuff in hot dogs? Well, the stuff that they have left over after that, the stuff that is considered unfit for human consumption, goes in to dog food. Really think about what you are eating...
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i bet your intestinal tract has been through a war.
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yep, the economy is tough for everyone.
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Cat food tastes better.
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Yeah, yeah...we know the rest of the joke...(now the only way you want sex is doggy style in broad daylight in the middle of the street) LOL!
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i ate my dog...:|
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a baby ate my dingo!!!!!!:O
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Yuck....my dog doesn't even like Dog Food.
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As long as it's the diet dog food, what harm can there be?
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no worse than fast food.
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haha hardcore!
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hooray for melamine
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I do too but now when I try to lick my balls I fall off the couch
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my 7th grade history teacher used to eat dog biscuits in study hall....
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A Man was in a big supermarket buying a 2 large bags of dog biscuits for his 2 dogs. He was standing in lineto pay when the woman behind him asked if he had a dog. Thinking it was a very stupid question he replied on impulse. “No, I’m starting The Dog Food Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but by then I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.” Shocked, the woman said “50 pounds?”. “Yes”, he replied, “it was essentially the perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with dog biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I am going to try it again.” At this point everyone in the queue was enthralled with the story. However the woman was horrified and asked if he’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because he had been poisoned. “No”, he said “It was because I was sitting in the road licking my balls when a car hit me.” Stupid woman……….why else would he be buying dog food??
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i like the WAGGIN TRAIN chicken jerky treats. look at the ingredients. 100% whole chicken breast slices. period. better than any made for human consumption jerky i ever ate.
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I once had a big dog...he ate me out of house and home and turded up the yard with crap logs...he was eating 25 lbs of food every week...so I got this idea to just start feeding him less, kind of like put him on a diet...so the first week went fine and the week after that it was a little less food and so on for weeks. I mean after a few months my dog looked a bit skinny, but other than that I thought he was fine, maybe a little slower, but I had him down to about one bag of dog food a month...it was nice, not as big of an expense in the pocket book, not as much crap in the yard, I figured I was really on to something...so I figured we'd leave it at that for a month and see how it goes...but I can't report on the results, for some reason my dog died before the month was up...I couldn't believe it, all that work and calculations, refining my process and in the last hours Murphys Law struck me and ruined the whole thing...I haven't gotten another big dog yet, but one of these days I am going to try to finish my experiment...
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Disgusting fact here....Food is food.....
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