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i'm about ready to ducktape a set of antlers and a white tail to myself. maybe then you will notice me...I WANT TO GET LAID! when will deer season ever be over?

i'm about ready to ducktape a set of antlers and a white tail to myself. maybe then you will notice me...I WANT TO GET LAID! when will deer season ever be over?

 
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me so horny :) no pun intended lol!
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hopefully you wont take an arrow to the gullet while in your get-up?
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OMG THAT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Be a Sport--- He could be out doing someone else instead of hunting. Suck it up and be a real wife. he is doing no one any harm by hunting.
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(op)um, what real wife doesn't deserve to get some??? i just want a little action before he goes and spends all day in the woods :)
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call me i can help
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^3 up. Actually he is dummy. He is killing something right? Or maybe he is out doing Bambi, just not the Bambi you thought...
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You Are! HAHAHAHAHA! By the way that's the ugliest pic you could've come up with.
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(op)^that is why i picked it DUH! having your husband chose deer hunting over sex can make a girl feel rather unattractive....
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wah wah your not the center of attention. Leave him be, if your whiny b**** all the time no wonder why he doesnt want to give it up. Besides he is preoccupied with hunting.
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^hey macho man, have you ever had a woman other than your mom blow you? what man wouldn't choose sex and hunting instead of just hunting????? unless he is secretly gay like the guys commenting on here lol!
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^your so stupid you just commented on your own comment....learn how to use the ^ symbol DORK! once again, you must be gay if you prefer male deer to female pussy! i bet you don't even hunt, you just go out in the woods and jack off so your mom doesn't have to hassle you about cleaning up your "messes".......
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Well I can surely understand your frustration. But dang baby, if taping antlers and a tail on is what you think you have to resort to in order to get some sex from your ol' man, then maybe you need to consider there is a bigger problem.
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I am a woman and I am just trying to say that if it aint good at home-- that is why he is so into this hunting and who knows maybe he aint giving up pussy--- his hunting partner could very well be a woman-- I for one love to hunt. Hell he could be getting more than your willing to give up at any one time.
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(op)i never said anything about how horrible my marriage was! and it's not that i haven't gotten laid at all.....but only twice in a week and a half? i'm used to doing it every morning and nite!!! i love venison and do not nag my husband about the many thousands of dollars he spends on hunting....in fact i would much rather have him trolling around the woods shooting stuff to sitting in a bar anyday! i have a cramp in my right hand and i miss my man, whats wrong with that?
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your hubby might not to get that stink on him... you are in rutt. waaaahaa
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^waaaahaaaa??? what are you, like 5?
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^if you were bow hunting i would be WAY impressed :)
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2^ Where was Trigg?
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See you should go out there with him, maybe you will make so much noise you will save a deer, moose, elk, wolf, that has babies from being killed.
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Get a vibrator. You don't think he's whacking off to Hustler out in his deer blind?
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Honey, it's hunting season...you being his wife for I am sure a period of time, know that during hunting season, you are second on his list...get used to it...better yet, get into hunting as well! it is awesome and you can get some while hunting!! It's called compromising sweety try it
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(op)my interpretation of my husband.......hey honey how was work? UHHHH...LONG.....DEER TIME NOW! so your going hunting again this afternoon? DEER IN WOODS I GO NOW! so i should have supper ready about an hour after dark? UHHH HUHH, UNLESS I GET A DEER! well have fun and be safe babe! (at this point i probably don't get a response because he is already halfway to his truck)....when he returns i ask how did it go honey? did you see anything? DEER WITH ANTLERS IN WOODS!!! wow, did you get to take a shot? NOOOOO! GODDAMNED EARN A BUCK RARARARARARA!!!! and that is pretty much how it's been since hunting season has began. then he falls into bed having worked all day then hunted all evening because exhausted! maybe next year i will plan a vacation around this time of year so i can at least have some fun too!
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^ How in the hell is deer hunting exhausting?
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2^ tell him to hunt from 4:00am to 9:00 AM. best time for bucks, also tell him to google the eexpected rutt in your area!
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(op)^we are in an earn a buck zone, which means you have to shoot a does before a buck because of chronic wasting disease! but he does go out early on the weekends when he isn't working....and to the person who asked why hunting is exhausting you try following a blood trail then dragging a 140 pound animal DEAD WEIGHT miles to your vehicle. just because i miss him doesn't mean i think he's fuCkIng off doing nothing!!!
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^ I'd rather be FuCking off doing nothing. How many ways can you eat deer?(PR)
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2^ Like he bags one every time he goes hunting, Yeah, I believe that BS. I wonder how many 10-pointers got away...
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^(op) i never said he gets a deer every time, but when you have to hike two miles in and climb a tree with a ton of equipment that is not as easy as, oh let's say SITTING ON HALFPAD CRITICIZING OTHER PEOPLE! and yes, he has let many large bucks go this year otherwise he would be poaching....first he needs a doe.
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^5 up - 4am is illegal, idiot - you can't hunt till 30 minutes before sunrise in most states.
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To OP: that's what you get for marrying a redneck. You knew what you were getting into. Now you have to deal with the caveman hunting mentality. I'm sure you also have to watch NASCAR, buy him Schlitz beer, and watch him pick his nose.
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To OP: When I want to get my man's attention, I give him an awesome BJ. It works everytime, and now matter how tired or preoccupied he is, we always end up in bed. Give it a try...
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^^(op)no nascar or schlitz in this household, although he does brew his own beer (it is really good!). what you call "redneck" i call "useful"....if i had to choose one man to get stuck stranded with on a mountain it would be him! you are probably quite content with your pale, pasty 285 pound husband who works from his home office so i won't judge :)
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Your man can't even hold a decent conversation with you from what you say above, he doesn't want to screw you, and he's never home. I'd say you picked a real winner! Good for you! Leave the good ones for the rest of us. Maybe he will give you an antler to mastrubate with and then we don't have to worry about you reproducing.
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^Wow, that's really harsh...have a bad day at work or something? Maybe you are the one who needs to go masturbate to relieve some of that pent up aggression. My suggestion would be your hand or a vibrator, because I am a kind person:)
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^thanks babe :)
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Wow! Masturbating with a 10-point antler! So many possibilities, so much danger, so many unanswered questions. I'd watch that movie, just for the variety.
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(op) half of what i said was meant in jest....i mean come on, how could i write this post if my right hand was really out of commission? and if i have a dry spell once a year then i guess it's not the worst thing in the world lol! everyone needs to stop taking themselves so dang serious and relax :) my only REAL complaint was i miss my husband and want him to bend me over the kitchen sink(honey hope your reading this).....and now hunting season is almost over so WOOT WOOT for all the dear hunter's widow's who are finally gonna get theirs! :)
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GEEZ! now i seriously want to come out with a line of antler dildos.....WHAT A GREAT IDEA! each tine could have g-spot contours and if you were really a fan of two in the pink and one in the stink this would be the sex toy for you!
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Hopefully they will each shoot a deer hunter and then you won't have to worry.
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5^ Your hubby is reading this in between porn sites on his laptop in the tree stand.
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^(op)i hope he is :)
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To the OP. Careful for what you wish for, as it may come true. After the first couple of kitchen sink bendovers, and a couple of WOOT WOOTs you might find that it continues on and on and on right through to next season. Ending up with a "For Christ's sake can't you go and kill a deer or something."
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^(op)would NEVER happen!
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Nothing will push a guy away as quick as a needy girl when we just want to go enjoy our sport! ~chad
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^oh look...another poser who needs to sign his posts...god help us all!
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^^chad is such a gay name! hey CHAD want to suck my deer sausage???
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hunting season doesnt last that long, we can put up with it a little longer, hubby just got a big buck, made him real happy, kinda worth it for me, we will just have to have lots of make up sex. either that or get up at 3am and get it before he sprays the doe piss on himself, for real
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I wish my wife was 1/2 as horny as you are!!
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^(op)i think it may be a curse :)
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Instead of complaning you could take up the sport and spend more time with your husband.
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^(op)i love ice fishing, but not deer hunting...i have a bad shoulder and would not be able to bow hunt with my honey even if i wanted too! and i need my good arm for other things :)
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